Dad: No, call me dad.
“hello dad, i’m bored”
“hello bored, I’m dad”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.”
“I don’t know y.”
Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
I burned 2,000 calories today…
I left my pizza in the oven too long.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired.
I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food, and I eat it.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
Told you don’t look in here, this is what you got, hope you enjoy:)